welcome to hyprbeam.net

hello. i have finally gotten around to updating this since i started smoking weed and became the joker. html and css are still very fun to deal with.

odds are you found this through one of my socials or something. this is my info page but if it was like sick and nasty because i poured my heart and soul into the god damn css and html. i also put some other stuff here. for fun.

if you have just met me then there are a few things you might want to be aware of.

• i am incredibly forgetful, inattentive, absentminded, whatever. i may often forget things youve told me or ask you to repeat something multiple times before i understand it. i apologize in advance.
• i am extremely prone to long winded, often disconnected tangents. please let me know if i unintentionally interrupt you or if i am heavily dominating a conversation.
• it is often extremely hard for me to form routines and i often forget that like. inorder to have conversations with people i have to start them. i am very sorry if i forget to respond or talk for a while. please assume this before you assume i have any actual problem.
• im kindof a bitch. i talk about the apocalypse alot. i make jokes about suicide alot. i say faggot more than is probably healthy. im high like 50% of the time. idk. if any of this is like. a problem for you just tell me.
• i have my pronouns page listed in my socials tab incase you have any questions about what words to use for me <3

i guess i have a dee enn eye. please dont talk to me if this describes you

• terf, radfem, whatever the fuck you fascists call yourselves these days
• you think misandry is real. yes, even transmisandry/transandrophobia/whatever. i do not care if you are trans if you try to "not all men" me i will obliterate you
• you oppose the use of tme/tma as terms to discuss transmisogyny and how it uniquely affects trans women
• narc. if youre a narc you will die by my fucking blade. if you dont treat addicts with love and kindness i will find your fucking home.
• a minor. listen im sure youre great and super mature or whatever but most of my pages veer into nsfw territory pretty often. i am not about to catch a case. please just stay away
• an "anti" or whatever? if you judge people's morality based on your disgust over whatever the fuck. basically, if youre the type of person who thinks ao3 should start removing "problematic fics" or whatever. get over yourself you authoritarian cunt.

thats all my bases covered i think. sorry if this came off rude i just fully dont have the patience anymore lmao. have at the menu bars theres probably some cool stuff up there.